BeardedSingleMalt

Just pay with Klarna!

Without a doubt, Biden’s been the best president since Obama

We’d be in prison if we had 1 of his 12+ counts of contempt in one of his latest court cases

webcrawler was my first.

How dare he take away our freedoms…to take away freedoms of other people!

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

Someone known to be an absolute fraud in every aspect of their life claims he received zero dollars in donations?

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$0 net or gross? Because if it’s anything like a few shady “charities” they had several thousand dollars in gross donations, but after things administration expenses, and a litany of other “overhead” they netted absolutely 0 dollars.

That’s require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8

My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the “active shooter” drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don’t apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse…their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn’t good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests…the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.

Yeah, let’s add a gun to that scenario

Much like “Has a lot of DUIs” and “Never drinks and drives”

Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we’re laying off some of those workers

Fuck off Chancellor Lahey!

JulYn is always carrying around a mug of blood wine wherever he goes, and no matter what happens, he gets into glorious battle with a bat’leth, or piloting his Bird of Prey the IKS Boyz, he never spills a drop

That’s the benefit of top notch practical effects, and going off-the-wall bonkers with the interpretation of future, as opposed to “200 years from now except contemporary styles and slang”

Where are all the “build a wall” and “they take our jobs” screamers now?

The black dude doesn’t die first, the women aren’t damsels in distress and actually survive and, turns out one of the women is actually trans.

And a shitton of 25-45 year olds.

[2 week later] Former lead detective found dead in in what investigators have ruled a suicide. He apparently hung himself after a fit of rage where his house appeared to have kicked in his own front door, tore the hard drive out of his security camera hub, punched himself in the face a number of times, then tied the rope to a bannister and strung himself up.

The best part, they even used a scene from Aliens when they were waking up!