I have no sense of time, so I need a clock strapped to my arm.

I do the same lol.

Though not because it’s hard to reach, it’s just my silent protest to changing the time.

Little do they know that we have an impenetrable TSA army that have trained for this very moment, waiting to spring into action!

But in all honesty, I think the odds that Russia would want to bomb US passenger planes is about as likely as a land invasion from North Korea.

I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.

I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.

Rifle rounds are well known for “lodging” within the first couple of inches of impact.

Pistol rounds ricocheting of rocks however are almost always through and through wounds.

Being shot twice in the exact same space is to be expected as bullets tend to roost is lodging places.

My household was livid this morning.

“It doesn’t matter what the rest of the world is doing, WE had an arrangement”

They’re not wrong. Changing time is bullshit.

It’s more the new usage at this point.

POV we’re getting old 😭

Ah gotcha, I haven’t seen that movie in a hot minute. I figured if anyone had a secret art dungeon, it may well be Stephen Fry.

Stephen Fry has a secret art dungeon?

We’ve been using Idaho as Nazi storage since the eighties.

New Yorker: let me tell you about the war of northern aggression.

???

I don’t even

We should just rewrite the IQ test with a bias for babies.

Baby comes in test at 160, then if they test later just be like idk what did you do?

How’s their store? I’m kind of ashamed at how often I’ll finish a book and then instantly buy and start another, but I also love being able to do that.

I have an older kindle. The micro USB is the only thing that really bothers me about it. It hasn’t bothered me enough to upgrade, but it almost did the other day if they hadn’t sold out and now jacked the price.

Did you tear down a laptop on the landing of some stairs?

I do feel surprised that Trump’s comments on using the military against Americans isn’t all over the news.

If survival was your goal, I’d agree being armed probably wouldn’t help much.

If I could fly

up above the world

Would I see a bunch of living dots

Spell out the word: stupidity

I believe it is subject to to the court’s rule.