The Assman

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

That’s the exchange rate

Mine is gardening. Cheap to start, gives you exercise, and ultimately pays you in food.

That’s an insult to cunts

I’m not homolingual but I am spanish-curious

What are these things doing outside? I don’t get that. Put them inside the courthouse, post office, fire station, a million other places they’d be safe from arson.

Paper straws are only good for drugs

Is this your first day on earth

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

Anyway, here’s your shitty paper straw

Would you like to see Britannia rule again?

Would you like to send our colored cousins home again?

How

Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out

When our kid was 2 we checked her car seat. How could they possibly lose a car seat, I thought. Well that’s exactly what happened and we didn’t get it back for days. Had to buy one in the meantime and they are so fucking expensive.

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

Who sold the meat to consumers, and was there other (more expensive) meat McDiarrhea could have sold instead?

Survival speaks louder. Ukraine doesn’t exist without the US.

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I don’t know what his actual conduct at the conference was

Admit you have no idea what you’re talking about earlier next time