You would think the Poles wouldn’t like him that much

With rice

Ohio was the inspiration for the Ohio-class submarine, which has the terrifying ability to turn any location on the planet into Ohio in less than 30 minutes

He hasn’t even done a “This isn’t who I am” yet!

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders?!!

Hackable as fuck. Paper optical scan ballots that can be machine or hand counted and audited is the gold standard for a reason

This is indeed in TNG scripts as [TECH]

.15% per day adds up pretty quick

I think that’s just implicit now

Giant squirrel satellites with glowing red eyes staring down at Earth

He also knows most companies won’t cancel their AWS

I thought it was because YouTube had become unwatchable

Actual solution is prosecuting the fuck out of these criminals to deter others

They can only afford the failed ones like Ben Shapiro

Not like it would be difficult

Careful with this though. They keep cancellation threats in a database so they can check if you’re serious

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders!!!

Emerald slave money

Liberté, Egalité, Beyoncé

He had a standard copypasta for people accusing him of being a troll. If that’s not trolling I don’t know what is