Shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here.

It’s a shame he ended up being such a turd. The Story of Everest sketch in Mr Show is a masterpiece of physical comedy.

I haven’t gotten my shit together and researched specific models yet, but I’ve been looking into this a bit myself, and from what I’ve read, Sceptre appears to be one of the better brands for completely dumb TVs these days.

They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won’t be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

Where is TNG “Masks”? Sorry Brent, but that’s gonna be a skip from me every time.

That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept only the lesser title of “Zinc Saucier”, which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.

That tracks. It does seem like there could have been a list of “213 things Curzon Dax is no longer allowed to do in Federation space”, a la Skippy’s List.

“Pleased to meet ya Lloyd! Hope you guessed my name.”

Mulled wine here. It’s delicious and it makes me feel medieval-fancy.

There was a time Wally West ripped into him when the League tried to talk to Wally about his kids superheroing. “I’m getting lectures in child safety from a man who’s gone through four Robins?!”

I mean, Star Wars is three connected but distinct trilogies numbered 1-9. Same deal?

Alex Trebek: Let’s just go with SPACE FLICKS for 800.

James Kirk: [buzzes in] Marta the Orion.

Alex Trebek: What?

James Kirk: Marta the Orion, Rayna Kapec, and Carol Marcus twice.

Alex Trebek: That’s space FLICKS, Captain Kirk.

Comrade! There are DOZENS of us!

Majel Barrett?

Weak. I just fell in love with Slay the Spire. Hope this doesn’t cause massive problems for the sequel.

I don’t know Humble Games’ involvement, only that their logo is in the opening.

I mean, this but unironically? No one should be seeing homeless people because they shouldn’t be homeless.

Gross. I don’t care who you are, President Cop is gonna be a no from me, dog.

The words of the prophets are written on the bathroom walls, and toilet stalls.

Well they had better take the time to do some unnecessary karaoke scenes. Live action “24-hour Cinderella” or I’m out.

I remember a lot more of those stick-on glow in the dark plastic stars, if nothing else.