Go bees!

Warns is the wrong word. Teases maybe? Entices? Titillates?

Don’t tease me Tucker

She can’t compete with Trump’s lead amongst the stupids though

I doubt anyone is stunned by this

He’s such a strange angry little man

This got me to half-mast

I think that’s what the diapers are for

Our reality’s version of Tony Stark is a total double bag

Don’t give up hope my friend

Who?

Why would someone downvote this

I’m a big fan of their fecal free burger

So grateful to have In-N-Out near me

I can’t believe it’s only 20 days until the country is on fire again

Oh god I’m so close, I’ve been edging this type of news for months, I’m going to turn to dust once I finally pop.

What about a spork

The only thing Trump’s sold out is his morals and his country.

WHAT THE FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK!!

If he had we’d all just be left with a hardened jizz rag, but now we have Eric Trump