Title really needs to include that all participants own firearms. Makes a pretty big difference.

I thought we had been doing this for a while.

Who?

You know Homer?

Can’t congress just impeach the VP?

He could get a pardon from the governor, right?

What about finger guns? Safe to use then?

You know, if you had an LLM processing social media posts you could probably get some type of forecast. It would be pretty inaccurate but it’d be something.

Looks at Trump supporters. Plenty of dumbasses out there.

They’ve already got 2 arms. You wanna give them more?

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Time machine?

I came to post my guess. I’m not surprised. I do wonder if the error rate has gone up or people are visiting doctors more often thus there being more opportunities. Or both. If people survive disease and such more than they used to there’s more opportunity for things like medical errors.

I think this is more appropriate for the new Starbucks CEO.

Probably yes, but it may not actually be doable. Not just because of how much there is to paint, but because the energy doesn’t just evaporate. It’s got to go somewhere. In this case I’m assuming it’s reflected, even if diffused. If everything does this, things that don’t (people, cars, pets, etc) will get all that extra energy.

Wouldn’t want to end up in a situation like this: https://www.businessinsider.com/death-ray-skyscraper-is-wreaking-havoc-on-london-for-a-few-totally-insane-reasons-2015-7

There are quite a few places around me that add a service fee for everyone. I don’t frequent those places. Which is sad because some of them actually have good food.

If you actually have good parents, there is no need to. Unless you’re over 18 the money typically goes to your parents anyway.

My kitchen table is a hand me down from my parents, is at least 30 years old, never been maintained, and even has a nice big scar in it from a science experiment gone wrong (my dad sanctioned it so it’s mostly his fault. He underestimated the potency of what he helped me make). It still works like a champ.

I’ve been wanted to sand and restain it for a while though. If nothing else so I can actually make the surface level again. Even bought the supplies. But I’m lazy and other things have taken priority. Like commenting on Lemmy.