Excuse me, my crimes obviously involved interstate commerce so that I could get charged federally.

As he is a known germaphobe, might this steer him away from the clown’s hamberders as his go to meal?

Oh shit my bad

“New crypto coin” is a weird way to say bribe money laundering

Yeah its all shitty and sad…but…17 car crashes? I feel like it can’t be a few mistakes and bad luck.

Sometimes I feel like the man has some hidden wing clips on the side/back of his head keeping his face as taught as it is.

I’m a quarter NK. All the NKs I know are dead tho

Could nuke it

It’s not like we’re tryna smell their feet. If you have a dog and you’re not a heartless monster, have covid nose, or some other smelling disorder, you’re gonna smell your dogs feet whether you try to or not.

There’s nothing wrong with those hands. There’s ~15-18 fingers between the two of them and the joints are totally in the right place.

Depends on the solubility of fentanyl

FIND OUT TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 4 NEWS AT 7

Headline:

Trump ponders if we should nuke a hurricane. [Insert literally anyone else’s name here] thinks that’s probably a bad idea bUT iS iT?

Yeah. No comment on the contents of the article but great fucking name. What a rough childhood this person must have had

Unfortunately it’s not about who was the most honest or had the best ideas. It’s about who was more “convincing” to a “blank slate”. When one person has zero problem saying anything to support their point even if its complete bullshit, it’s easy to be more convincing. I still think debates should happen but it’s sad that the Republicans “win at all costs” mentality elevates quick talkers who will lie to your face and make up disingenuous arguments without a care in the world. Something something about a pig in the mud and wrestling it…

Sorry about all the air quotes but it’s hard to talk about this stuff without them.

Word art is in style now my man

At least his party isn’t calling into question the entire justice system

This kid never took science

When nearly everything you say is a lie, it gets difficult remember the web of nonsense you’ve woven…not to mention making sure it makes logical sense. I think pre presidency he was actually pretty good at it because nothing really mattered and no one was checking his bullshit. Different story today…not that his followers care if he’s lying to their face.