"Kiff! I told you to use your sexy voice when discussing life support so I’ll pay attention!

“Now, inform the men that short shorts are mandatory.”

REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT

Rule? No homo? That’s what she said?

What’re we doing these days?

The charging port is very pervious to dust and small particles.

…they shouldn’t get into the phone innards, but shove a USBC in there with them and they can definitely ruin the charging port.

Every time this asshole is in the news it makes me wish I’d picked University of Florida instead of Auburn University.

Fuck you ex-coach.

Honestly you should be moving to Cat6 hurricanes and deprecating your Cat5e, since 2.5 gigabit Ethernet wind speed is becoming a consumer-grade thing.

NATO needs to research blue flame, stagger a line of siege tanks, and maybe pump out some liberators.

You mean 1 copy and 46 links.

Flatpak isn’t a disk hog and this urban legend is dumb.

Doom is EVIL! https://github.com/emacs-evil/evil

Well, Doom has Evil, evil collection, etc enabled by default. But that’s less quippy.

…All you can eat krill?

RIP my hero… Maybe now you’ll get your chance to introduce Kissinger’s afterlife to your knuckles.