You really think that the holy OS can even fit in such a small, restrictive device as a cellphone? Of course not! It needs room to truly achieve transcendence.

As main tags, those are awesome. Maybe we can add subtags, to give the OP some granularity if they choose to use it, for example: [Cult] [StarWars]

That law was abolished around 2012, wasn’t it?

Holy crap, that was hilarious! So pretentious!

Have you tried an unexpected reboot?

Oooh!! That’s an excellent idea!

Nerdcore is generally music from a specific nerd subculture. There’s one for nearly every nerd subculture, so I can’t really list them lol

I’m good with all of it, honestly, but was specifically looking for something like ytcracker type of nerdcore. Now, yt is very specifically about hacking (and the culture surrounding it). I’m not specifically looking about hacking, but I am looking for specific nerdcore, where they sing about a very specific interest. Now that that’s clear as a mud lol

What kind of nerdcore is welcome there? Like, is ytcracker an acceptable artist in this community?

Edit: never mind. I see Dual Core on there, and they’re the same nerd genre. I am so happy this community exists!

So, their AI is confidently wrong over 60% of the time, and they thought implanting it into people’s brains was a good idea?? Wtf???

Because of its shortcomings as a communication bandwidth, it’s really, really good at cell-based positioning.

Original article is paywalled.

This archived one is not paywalled.

but is too stupidly arrogant to realize the tech really isn’t there yet.

Just use AI lol

I laugh, but that’ll probably come next …

I meant to download from the official Microsoft site.

Kudos on getting your mum on Linux! I was unable to keep mine on it : /

Maybe I’m missing something, but this is from the “Download Windows 11 Disk Image (ISO) for x64 devices” section from the official Microsoft site, but I don’t see any option to buy or mention of it:

Before you begin downloading an ISO Make sure you have:

• An internet connection (internet service provider fees may apply).
• Sufficient data storage available on the computer, USB, or external drive you are downloading the .iso file to.
• A blank DVD disc with at least 8GB (and DVD burner) to create a bootable disc. We recommend using a blank USB or blank DVD, because any content on it will be deleted during installation.
• If you receive a “disc image file is too large” message while attempting to burn a DVD bootable disc from an ISO file, consider using a higher capacity Dual Layer DVD.

Download the iso and install home. It won’t stop you, ask for a key, or attempt to activate later. It just installs, runs, and spies happily.

But, yes, I suppose that you’re supposed to pay for it, but they don’t seem to care that much, if at all.

I agree that Windows Pro is a slightly better experience than Windows Home, but the right Linux distro for you is where it’s at. I usually recommend Mint for newcomers, and not one has had issues (beyond the expected “this looks different” comments). I’ve installed Elementary for one person who came from a life of Mac, and she dove right in with almost no hiccups. Know your audience, I guess is the lesson here lol

If we want to get even more pedantic (which I thoroughly enjoy lol), we can even point out that Nixon used the phrase “last version of windows” to mean the “latest version” or “the last version to have been released to date”.

This is in a similar grammatical sense as staying “last week” or “last Wednesday”. Last week wasn’t the last week to have ever existed. Last Wednesday wasn’t the last Wednesday to have ever existed, either. And windows 10 wasn’t the last windows version to ever be released… it was just the latest (or, “last”) version as of the time Nixon said it.

What’s the conversion ratio of Microsoft Points to Schrute Bucks?