Incendiary devices found at shipping hubs could be Moscow putting pressure on West not to support Ukraine, warn officials
  • randon31415@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Moscow: “Trump ordered that October suprize a month ago, Demetri, where is it?”

    Demetri: “Relax, voting doesn’t start until next Tuesday. I plan of bomb blowing up on Monday before.”

    Moscow: “Voting is this Tuesday, not next!”