Swarm of giant killer wasps that will chase your ass for miles if you piss one off
Dangling over an active volcano like a rotisserie chicken
Encountering trump anywhere
Although… if it’s -just- us, no handlers or secret service, I’m pretty sure I could easily fuck him up (and not in a way he’d enjoy). I may be a tiny disabled woman, but he’s a senile old fuck (what is he, almost 90?), who can’t even get his posture right, and those tiny hands are made for reaching into other’s pockets, not grappling. What hope does he have against a former wrestler and military vet, even a broken one?
On a walk through the woods, would you rather encounter a strange man, a bear, or twice-impeached former president Donald J. Trump?
My personal hierarchy here would be:
Although… if it’s -just- us, no handlers or secret service, I’m pretty sure I could easily fuck him up (and not in a way he’d enjoy). I may be a tiny disabled woman, but he’s a senile old fuck (what is he, almost 90?), who can’t even get his posture right, and those tiny hands are made for reaching into other’s pockets, not grappling. What hope does he have against a former wrestler and military vet, even a broken one?
I think it might be worse to encounter a twice-impeached former president who was found liable by a jury for sexual abuse.