• Zron@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Yeah but his only advice is to harvest the blood of your children to prevent aging.

        Stock market advice? Invest in blood transfusions

        Dating advice? Blood transfusions make you look young and sexy

        High cholesterol? More blood

        Low potassium? More blood

        Too much blood? Weirdly enough, also blood transfusion.

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      3 months ago

      Maybe the billionaires are finally figuring out that having the Dynamite Monkey for president is bad for business.

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      3 months ago

      Simple, ban the Trump counter protesters from the platform under some fake sweeping guise like “breaking community guidelines”.

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        3 months ago

        He probably would if his Media company wouldn’t be in free fall. I believe he’s happy for every user that pushes the active user number above 20000, even if it means getting memed on his own platform.