• Talaraine@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    Trump’s obviously butthurt he wasn’t cast in a Mad Max movie, so he’s making the world a dystopian nightmare world that worships gas.

    Now he just needs to eat the hearts of 10 virgins to de-age himself. That way he can ride around on his war-mobile with his shirt off so he can impress his idol, Putin.